What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:27

Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Reports: Thomas Frank to become new Tottenham Hotspur head coach - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Self-learning neural network cracks iconic black holes - Phys.org
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Popular chicken chain shares, massive expansion plan - TheStreet
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
NZ nutritional biochemist takes her supplement breakthrough to the market - Stuff
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?